Shrek

The exact definition of God. He has his own religion, and he is our holy savior

Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion

Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”

by ChaoticSnail June 24, 2019

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shrek chan

The most sexiest anime character

Shrek Chan #1

by AsianDogStore(Food Market) July 5, 2019

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A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.

My life has a new front

what happened

Shrek cleansed by rectum

by DaddiesCumming September 10, 2019

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Shrek Toes

The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"

Donkey: Wow your toes are perfect!

Shrek: Yea that's cause they're Shrek Toes

by shreks.left.toe October 8, 2019

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