ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better

Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens

by Dancingdiva333 March 20, 2020

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Random ships

Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!

I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!

by ClubWatAh May 15, 2021

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Drunk as Ship

When you sway like a ship in the sea from being extremely intoxicated.

Dude... I got drunk as ship last night!

by Steffo Baca February 11, 2014

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Troll-Ship

Two or more friends that troll together.

This troll-ship of ours is delightfully diabolical.

by Big Dog KeKe October 20, 2019

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abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.

“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”

by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020

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comfort ship

A comfort ship is a ship that when you see content of, it can help boost your mood. It can also be a ship that you hold very close to you, and that you love so much that it radiates comfort. Basically, it's just a ship that gives you good vibes from their chemistry and interactions <3. There's also a good chance someones comfort ship might also be their OTP.

Note; A comfort ship doesn't need to be one without any angst. There are a lot of ships people say are their comfort ships that end up not happening and/or have angst in them. Nor does a comfort ship need any sad themes to be one.

Person 1: "Is this your comfort ship?"
Person 2: "Yup! It is <3. I love those two so much!!"

by lovethzzz September 5, 2023

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