Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020

the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars

The Bottom Shelf is the best bar in town

by BigPete623 August 5, 2019

Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after

How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

Shelf

The appearance of full glutes from top to bottom. An ass that looks like you could sit a cup on it.

“Yeah my girl has a whole shelf from working out in the gym.”

by Imadethisbc October 27, 2022

Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.

Look at her cum shelf.

by Helixfire March 3, 2016

locker shelf

Another phrase for "Her rack"

That girls locker shelf is on point! Look at them boobs!

by Fartdooder January 23, 2017