National Scrunchie Day

a day where if you have a scrunchie, where it on this day.

ava: it’s national scrunchie day!
jillian: oh really? let me grab my scrunchies.

by ava h October 24, 2019

king kong booty scratcher

Someone who continually scratches his Gluteus Maximus to the point that he resembles King Kong.

Hey man, that guy climbing a tree, he's a King Kong booty scratcher

by I Look like Goku September 20, 2015

National give your boyfriend your scrunchy day

He deserves it if you are actually dating

Sis it is national give your boyfriend your scrunchy day.

by New York is the best November 12, 2019

African booty scratcher

It's a term created by red necks to call any white person out for being ok with black people

(white man and black man greet each other)
Red neck:you better watch out for them niggers
White man:there isn't anything wrong with African Americans
Redneck:GODAMN African booty scratcher!

by №§❨∅ρζ³❛◐✔∪∣⊄∃_⑨¤δ February 27, 2018

scratcher

One who, with the use of a rubber band, applies friction to a playing vinyl record to create a high pitched 'wikky wikky' sound.

Dude, did you catch that house mix at the club on Sat night?
Yeah, that boy is a masta' scratcher

by Rebel P June 26, 2007

ass cruncher

Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.

Ryan, you ass cruncher!

by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003

African Booty Scratcher

people that love to eat booty and don't know how to stfu and they love to scratch their butts and sniff it after!

ya'll are african booty scratchers lmao.

by papiarmani101 May 23, 2019