Scooter Jockey

Fat people at Wall-Mart that ride scooters around.

"Holy shit that fat scooter jockey almost ran over my foot."

by sfrb52 May 5, 2010

SCOOTER!

(verb) Leading a person to believe that you agree and/or approve of their words and/or actions.

This is very common amongst school age children and adults who refuse to accept that they are no longer children.
The act is as follows:
Agree with the victim and then make a gesture as if you will "high-five" them. Next, avoid their hand and make a gesture as if you're riding a scooter (motorcycle or bicycle).
Lastly, yell out very loudly "SCOOTER" and embarrass your friends until they threaten to stop talking to you. Be very careful, they may begin to SCOOTER you!
Pass it on. It's FUN!

A variation of the word PSYCHE!

Hannah: "Hey Alex, my mom says the hamburgers are ready. I'm so hungry."
Alex (the victim): "Thanks Hannah, I'm gonna eat 3 hamburgers with cheese! Let's go."
Hannah: "I'll keep an eye on the food patrol so we can eat everything we want. Yeaaaah!" (makes a high-five gesture)
Alex goes for the high-five...
Hannah: "SCOOTER!"

by KidneyPanc498 July 1, 2011

Scroter-boat

(Verb) the act of having the scrotum gargled while receiving oral sex.

The fine lady with the blackberry was giving me terrible head last night. GOD bless her. But then she proceeded to scroter-boat me. It was a fucking game changer.

by Trap god September 19, 2013

Scooter

A scooter is a object that you put both feet on and you push with one feet at a time

Scooters are cool

by Homie mal April 6, 2017

scooter gang

A bunch of teens in Pt Pleasant NJ who “scooter” in a group. This is where the “tail whip” is deadly. These kids vape and smoke pot on the daily. No one really understands them

did u see that savage scooter gang ridin from Point Pleasant to Brick. Man they’re sketchy

by madisonr515 December 5, 2017

Scooter Ankle

Almost like killing your self/sliting your wrist but 100000000x WORST. It feels someone is using a GODDAMN KNIFE TO CUT YOUR FUCKING LEG OFF BUT THEY CONTINUALSY FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHH... we have so much homework
James: I know right, IM COMIT FUCKIN SCOOTER ANKLE
Chris: *white girl voice* OMG soooooo relatable

by XXXIMDEAD October 15, 2020

Goth Scooter Gang

A gang with scooters that will ride the scooter anytime. It will attack skateboarders because they hate scooters. It is aggressive with anything. They will attempt to run over anything in its way.

The Goth Scooter Gang is a very dangerous group. Even more dangerous than the mafia.

by Pong water September 2, 2019