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Scoring

The Act of Rizzing someone up enough for them to be compelled enough to have Sexual Intercourse
Beavis: Hey, look at that hot chick (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, she so, like, so hot (chuckle)
Beavis: You bet she's gonna, like, have sex with us (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, like, we're totally going to, like, score (chuckle)
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! We're going to score! (Chuckle)

*For Clarification, They mean sex, scoring is technically their own way of saying that. They are, also, Beavis and Butthead"
by Gassypotato February 24, 2024
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Skeletor Score

A maximum score of 180 in darts. Possibly started by an errant dart at double-13
That lucky bastard just hit a skeletor score
by ThatBastardDiamond March 11, 2008
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Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...
CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.
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Score

£20
Plasterer: just got paid a few scores for my job in Buckhurst Hill get in!
by Ispeakengland July 26, 2023
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Four-Score-Whore

When a person fellatiates four of your five fingers at a fancy dinner table preferably. Dirty yes but not a thumbsucker, not a woman that can fit a fist in her mouth, but the woman you CAN bring home to mother.
Four-Score-Whore and seven years ago I knew the woman who became your mother would be my wife...uh first wife. Sorry about Tiffany son.
by Whatzupbudnotsowiser June 12, 2018
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score on hoes

1. To have sexual relations with various loose women.

2. To pick up promiscuous women.

3. Dating one or more easy women.
Tyrese headed down to the bar to try and score on hoes.
by Shanefpt August 15, 2016
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Four Score

A phrase that would literally mean 80 in French.
“My grandpa is four score and fifteen years old and can still drive a car!”
by LikeXD31 August 21, 2021
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