Schrödingers team

When your team is only on the objective when you die. Especially common when your playing healer.

Schrödingers team

by Warescoin April 9, 2023

Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.

Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.

by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025

Schrödinger’s Buttliker

Pretends they like butt and then backs out when they get called out for it.

“Wow. I can’t believe my best friend is a Schrödinger’s Buttliker.”

by jolynecujoh___ August 5, 2025

Schrödinger's Stress

A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.

Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams

Lad 2: The try not studying

Lad 1: That also stresses me

Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress

by pornhubisjustyoutubewithporn December 10, 2021

Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

by Girthmiester March 1, 2025

Schrödingers Slag.

A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.

“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”

“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”

"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”

by westcoast1n January 29, 2025