Scheme queen

A slag that wears 110s and carries lockers and shouts a schemes name
Like hwg

Wee betty said "Shamrock boys" cos am a scheme queen
Kelsey said " fuck the monks"
Natnatno said " couple a scheme queens"

by Theschemequeen January 10, 2017

Schmader

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.

"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.

by AkinaLove September 14, 2017

scheme

When two people are involved in an activity that only boyfriends and girlfriends would usually do. Often involves some form of sexual activity. Usually it is no strings attached, but in rare cases may lead to a relationship.

1: Yeah, Nick and Emma love to scheme.

by http.lindsay November 16, 2017

Scheme Gremlin

A man or women you have anyone. Iggy stand with that is not particularly flattering to the eye and lives in a scheme.

Did you see that Scheme gremlin Chris went home with last night.

by Scheme Gremlins April 21, 2018

Scheme Wain

Someone who has lived in a Council estate their whole life.

Victor is a scheme wain he’s never moved out of here his entire life.

by Raminjamin May 19, 2018

Schemedium

When you're not petite enough but you're not large enough, you're schemedium.

Your jailhouse jumpsuit isn't large or medium, it's schemedium.

by Cute chik May 22, 2018

Schmackable

A sandwich similar to the classic PB & J, replacing the "PB" with human feces.

My sister loves my Schmackables. Too good!

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018