Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.

Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.

by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013

Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?

by Singster725 December 9, 2008

Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

by stepbanter August 20, 2014

Satan's Children

Satan's Children the only place where you can learn the ways of lucifer himself. With the power of Satan the people of Satan's Children have cured world hunger and really cringe discord users.

Hey looks it's one of the people of the Satan's Children discord server!!!! ohh is that the {insert generic discord user here who killed all the jews!!!!!

by Je SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS February 26, 2021

satanic ELMO

is a Russian undercover who prays to the demon

he is here who SATANIC ELMO

by child hood obesity October 15, 2019

satan's laundry

The act of doing something very shitty and unwanted

God damnit i have to go to satan's laundry

by iFrosty February 12, 2017

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019