two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

by astroban1231 October 10, 2020

Halloween Same

a) When your parent forces you to wear the same Halloween costume year after year because they’re really cheap.
b) When you wear the same costume year after year because you’re so cheap you don’t want to buy another one.

Person A: What costume are you wearing for Halloween?
Person B: Halloween Same
Person A: That’s lame

by English Wizzer October 24, 2019

Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

by cavey123 March 17, 2022

sameed

absolute obese person, thinks hes funny, has middle school sense of humor, and he's fat, dont forget sameed is absolutely obese, he is also super weird he preys on little kids

Wow that nerds name has to be Sameed

by bigbootyninja November 5, 2022

Same hoes

Same hoes means something or someone that is the same. It could be used in many phrases. Same hoes is a common phrase many people use just like saying, you guys are the same women or you guys are the same women, or you guys are the same people. It is used in a lot of different ways, but if someone were to say it to you, you should not be offended because they are not calling you a hoe.

Person 1: Hey look at these people their so pretty!
Person 2: Umm but their pretty much the same hoes?
Person 1: Ya, but their still pretty.

by anymouslyanonymous April 18, 2019