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Swing Chair Conversation

When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.
Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.

Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
by Zag Lightyear June 11, 2011
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Swingrich

A CPOS (cheating piece of shit) masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person.
(1) "I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous, but he was just a swingrich."

(2) Newt Gingrich
by LMc-Guff February 5, 2012
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swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.
My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.
by Suck it miller January 29, 2014
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swing swang

Enjoyable sex between two consenting parties
John and Sarah were bored so they did a little swing swang
by Matty App August 21, 2015
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swing ya!

A phrase for "good bye". 2016 best english word invented by Indonesian English Speaker.
DEER: LOL mate that was a cool party! i feel awesome right now! i wanna go home bye!
MARIJUA: haha yeahhh.. Swing ya!
by WWASHERE May 14, 2016
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swungsty

A real faggot, some one who sucks a lot of dick
that dude is a real swungsty
by KikeFaggot January 14, 2017
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Swinging Scottsdale Swallow

When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!
Hey, lets go give Jamal the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow! It always is a hit at our swingers party!
by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017
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