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Sloppy Shake

Scientific name shakus sloppius. A mammal known for abusive beer pong and loud, low frequency vibrations known as "knock". Usually found in the vicinity of Beast Ice and plastic cups, this creature can turn any party into a sloppy ass mess.

Synonym: The sloppiest motherfucker on campus.
"Did you hear about the kid that peed on my stereo?"

"Ya dude, that's Sloppy Shake."
by K Gizzle the Mic Bearer December 8, 2006
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sloppy second

specifically refers to having sex with a woman who has other men's semen in her vagina. (could be a gang bang)
by christie nah April 17, 2006
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brocery shopping

what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.
"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"
by H&N Industries July 23, 2009
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sloppy top

A kinder way of asking ur partner for a lil oral loving
man i cant wait till she come around ive been waiting to get the sloppy top all day
by Rev-Love December 20, 2009
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Shoppo

The home of 'the circle' - which is a Muzza paradise situated close enough to the buses at Westfield Shoppingtown to give easy-going commuters a fearful trip home from school/work each day.
A dreamtime song that nungas would sing about SHOPPO:

The Shoppo bus is coming
And all the wogs are jumpin'
They wanna go to Metro
To listen to some techno
They wanna get there faster
So they can eat their pasta
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah

* (Metro is/was an underage joint; hence the presence of muzzas)
by dunst the dude October 4, 2010
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happy shopper

1) A chain of small supermarkets.

2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.

3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.

4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.
1) Just going to happy shopper for a six-pack.

2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.

3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!

4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.
by JackBlue January 4, 2009
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candle shopping

When a female goes out with the intention of scoring some sausage/cock/penis.
Ugly/Boring Male: Hey Lisa would you like to go to the Olive Garden with me this evening?

Female: I would really enjoy that, but I am going candle shopping this evening.
by David KBear November 17, 2010
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