Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009

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Door-Stepping

To force entry and assault.

Someone should think about door-stepping that low-life.

by LastRationale September 29, 2018

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mayonnaise stepping

The sexual act of rubbing mayonnaise on your balls and having your partner step on them.

Hey hun wanna do some mayonnaise stepping tonight?

by Ibreaststroke October 1, 2018

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Step sib

the friend who isn’t a brother or a sister but a step brother or sister (you don’t fuck your siblings but you’ll fuck a step sibling)

*Also called a Step Mom(my) or Dad(day)

You’re my favorite Step Sibling !

by Wreck Ralph October 6, 2017

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step-kitty

A step-kitty is a cat belonging to your partner who you do not live with. The cat doesn't belong to you, but since it's your partner's, you kind of love it as one of your own. Basically sort of the cat version of step-kids.

When I came home after visiting my boyfriend, my cat was upset because she smelled my step-kitty's scent.

My step-kitty gets excited whenever I come over because she loves her step-mommy.

by poopie69 July 27, 2020

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