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Bag of Smashed Assholes

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.
Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.
by pstage May 14, 2008
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smasterfuck

wow i picked up this hot crackhead last night i smasterfucked her in my backseat for $3
it was awesome
by davidwating October 5, 2003
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smather

To cover another's mouth with your scrotum to temporarily inhibit breathing. Non-sexual form of male dominance. Portmanteau of sac + smother.
Bitch, talk shit and I'll smather you.
by A Dawg A May 12, 2008
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Stasher

One who is very enthusiastic and open about masturbation. Before the emergence and vast prevalence of high speed networking and "the cloud" one would acquire over the course of a lifetime a vast collection of porn or "stash". In the united states communities around college campuses formed with the focus of trading pornography with the common interest of maximizing the size of ones "stash". Peer to Peer file sharing within dorms was often used as a distribution pipeline as internet speeds were often times limited. The members of these communities became known as "stashers". Often times groups of these "stashers" are made up of the stereotypical white suburban raised "bros". The act of "stashing" or "hitting the stash" is another term for pleasuring ones self. "Stashers" are often proud of how much they stash.
Nick - "Have you hit the stash today?"
Joey - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"

Nick - "Hey man, have you met Judd? He's a total stasher."
Joey - "Yeah I have he is the best! Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "

Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joey - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."

Chris - "The stashers did it again."
Joey - "You're goddamn right."
Marley - "Time to hit the stash."
by ChillBro July 29, 2014
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Cock slasher

One who slashes the cock of men with but not limited to teeth, nails, blades, braces, and barbed wire.
Jen was such a cock slasher last night!!

Your dog has quite the cock slashers(teeth).
by Noah m.n.j January 16, 2008
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clot swasher

A person who puts pussy blood in their mouth.
You're clot swasher of a boy friend just took that dirty tampon out of the garbage...
by fric November 3, 2009
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Smashed it

Had sex with
by super27 January 26, 2011
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