Sorority Sickness

Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.

I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022

sick myspace

The term used when a bands myspace gives an unrealistic account as to how good their music is. This effect can be reached through the use of clever fonts and through a large friend count.

in your attic? shit band, sick myspace though

by pseudoking October 16, 2008

turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.

She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.

by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

sick knob

When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays

Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!

Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.

Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!

Kyle: Oi trust

by unicornlovertwinkles January 10, 2019

sick money

To make an obscene amount of money. rich, super rich, high net worth, load out the butt, loaded out the caboose, 1%, millionaire, billionaire, baller, player, wall street, tech industry, offshore accounts, drug empire, narcotics

Every time I drive to the Hamptons, I see another 30 million dollar home under construction. There must be a lot of people making sick money to pull that off.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

Sick reads

The act of reading/predicting a situation and preparing to act accordingly.

Sick reads bro!

by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016

Hot Sick

adj. Barf, puke, throw up, up chuck, ralph

That meal you cooked looks like hot sick. Oh man, that fart you laid smells like hot sick. That drunk b!tch threw up and is covered in hot sick.

by MegaZine August 31, 2013