shitting bricks

The sort of fear your asshole knows about. A strange mix of constipation and anal laxity.

He was sat outside the headmasters office for half an hour, and he was shitting bricks the whole time.

by Boc2 December 3, 2007

Swifting

The act or process of appearing to be shocked and overwhelmed at awards shows.

Kristen Wig and Will Farrell were swifting quite dramatically at the Golden Globes.

by wraina January 15, 2013

shitting my pants

to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself

When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.

It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.

by babycakest February 23, 2010

shitting on your face

Approximately the same idea as "just messing with you."

Did you know that I met the president? Nah, not seriously, I'm just shitting on your face!

by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 4, 2010

Shitting Razor Blades

The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food

"Damn Nigga! I ate some Peppers last night and this mornin' I was Shitting Razor Blades

by Hwanathan November 18, 2006

shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010

Shitting Rainbows

When a person is in a state of such ecstasy that if they were to defecate, the substance would contain nothing more than a magical beautiful rainbow.

"Hey. I heard Jake got laid last night"
"Yeah...you should have seen him this morning...looked like he was shitting rainbows."

"OMG!! When Daniel asked me out...I swear I was shitting rainbows..."

by NeshaMP January 14, 2009