Sharticles

The particles of poop and pee spray when the toilet gets flushed

Dude, close the lid when you flush so you don't get covered in sharticles!

by letitbeginwithus May 2, 2011

Sharpie-Pain

to draw red lines on yourself to show the world the anger or sadness you feel inside.

{Sharpie-Pain} I can't believe Chris would do that, I'm going to Sharpie-Pain my arms to show him how I feel.

by Miss Amber July 7, 2009

shartist

One who creates fabulous works of art by painting with liquified poo or shart. This shartist spans all genres, from classical portraits to Pollock-style modern splatter technique.

That Grandy is a damn fine shartist. He is the Jackson Pollock of shartists.

by tarheelchick October 7, 2011

Shartverp

Shartverp

The unfortunate act of farting/crapping your drawers and vomit/burping in your mouth simultaneously.

While on a holiday bender including but not limited to massive consumption of pork, Chinese food and booze I was riding the subway and shartverped myself, much to the shaggrin of my fellow passengers...and my pants and mouth.

by Stantastic January 12, 2013

Sharpie

The act of leaving your wife for a younger model i.e 'doing a Sharpie'

Phwaoor look at that sort, I'd definitely do a Sharpie for her.

by @youngbroker March 1, 2017

shartzer

A really shitty supervisor, we all know one.

"Wow, that guy really earns his title as a Shartzer"
"I just went to the bathroom and had a real Shartzer"
"Shartzer is walking proof that not all poop gets flushed"

by Doodi3poop5 May 9, 2019

shartle

To shart your pants from being startled

Boo!
Aagghh,
I just shartled.

by B. Kiser January 25, 2011