cum bobbied dreep shaft 

when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch what could be high def. porn on the little tv

dude, your dad is really a cum bobbied dreep shaft. he jacked our tv to watch golf but fell asleep and if we try to change the channell he will wake up and beat us with his fucking cock.

cum bobbied dreep shaft by Jeffthegiraffemasta October 3, 2006

turbo shaft

Male masturbation done really fast

I'm going to have a turbo shaft

turbo shaft by Turbo shaft June 1, 2017

large shaft 

Big dick

Your stupid if you don't know what large shaft means

large shaft by Your a dumbass June 14, 2017

Half Shaft 

When a person can only give a blowjob half way down the penis shaft

Aaron: “Does Jillian give good head?”
Tom: “She was a half shaft.”

Half Shaft by raspberrylimestevie February 14, 2020

Clam Shaft Summer 

Something about sucking clams and titty fucking with a shaft.

I just can't wait to hang out with you tit fuckers during Clam Shaft Summer

Clam Shaft Summer by FUCK TONY July 22, 2021

year of shaft 

When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch

Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”

year of shaft by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020

the shaft

getting totally told off

dude, you got the shaft *chuckles*

the shaft by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005