sexual innuendo

when something you say is meant to be totally innocent & it sounds terribly sexual.

guy: you can come with me friday if u want, and it wont take too long i dont think, but idk i dont want you to be bored or have to go home right when i get out

girl: i dont careeee
girl: ill come
girl: and i dont care how long it'll takee

guy: oh sexual innuendo

by chaoticXcristina October 23, 2007

objectum sexual

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!

I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.

by beretta682kid March 13, 2009

sexual being

A person who has a very sexual nature or is of sexual character most of the time. Usually are dirty minded and have a high sex drive. Can also refer to a very attractive man or woman.

Woah.. that woman is one sexual being.. did you see the way she was walking?

Astrid is one sexual being.. bloody awesome in bed!

by Joe Blow July 05, 2004

sexual harrasment

when you are having sexual intercourse with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

i was sexually harrased by jesse.

by vigz June 18, 2005

rural-sexual

Opposite metro-sexual. A heterosexual male who does not care about their appearance, style, grooming, or fashion. A rural-sexual male's sex appeal is derived from his rugged appearance and lack of style.

I'm not a slob. I'm just rural-sexual.

by JavierDU February 18, 2005

sexual equinox

It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners

Dude I just had an amazing weekend.

Why? What happened?

I hit my sexual equinox.

Bro, that's amazing, especially at 45.

by Barguments October 27, 2015

sexual tension

When two people wanna have sex but can't, for a variety of reasons - already in a long-term relationship; it would look improper to date a co-worker; or simply, they're both too shy.

"Hey there's a lot of sexual tension between Gus and Wendy."

"Yeah, tension's all. Gus is married and Wendy's his boss."

by Wordzdown December 11, 2009