how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

jew screw

To acquire one's money through a shady transaction.

I got jew screwed when I signed up for a pyramid scheme and gave my "mentor" $500 to join.

by Chris Ci Walker May 7, 2007

Damaged Lung Screw Pile

(n)1. A pile of 'long' screws accumulated when they become damaged. Usually damaged by Flint <AKA Stone, and 'the good'>.

DJ, throw this into the damaged lung screw pile and pick up your walking welder.

by La-rod July 9, 2003

go screw

An alternate form of "go screw yourself," often used hypothetically.

Mike: Bill wants to know if you're going to pay him back today.

Ed: Tell Bill to go screw.

by AdamC123 April 17, 2008

Montreal Screw Job

Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.

The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.

by CHYNAisPretty November 13, 2012

Chew n' Screw

When a party comes to a restaurant, eats a lot and decides to run away without paying the food bill.

' I only have a five dollar bill, darn! '

' That's ok, we'll do a chew n' screw. '

by Blehck! July 30, 2009

chew and screw

(v) To eat and leave quickly.

"Sorry I have to chew and screw, Mom. I have to get to work."

by Urban Dweller December 25, 2005