Schmoe-donkey

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

by Feb September 2, 2008

Schmoob

When Someone or something is physically or mentally clumsy or silly

Mike was real schmoob when he fell yesterday

by Schmoob March 27, 2015

Schmoke

To go for a brief smoke of marijuana, commonly used when smoking out of a one-hitter/dugout or other small piece.

Matt: Yo bro, let's go for a schmoke.
Ricardo: I got 5's

by Slaiest. March 26, 2017

Schmock

A slang term for a mixture of tobacco and ground marijuana frequently used in some rural areas of northern California

"Wanna pack a schmock dude?"

by Tha [=] d0C September 15, 2018

Hit the schmoney bottle

When you do something cool or epic

Yo that man just hit the schmoney bottle so hard

by HotDick53 August 5, 2019

Schmoobadoop

1. A random saying for all times

2. You had or you are going to have sex with someone.

1. So I went to camp and....um Schmoobadoop?

2. I am going to schmoobadoop her all night long!

by Malohuto July 2, 2005

schmohawk

Any person with a fauxhawk

Look at that idiot and his schmohawk.

by Winky Jones October 20, 2008