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Scalper

An extremely smart person who has the knowledge to resell profitable items. These people have lots of info to be able to purchase items, usually in large quantities. Some don't have jobs because they make more reselling than if they had a job.
Are you a scalper?
- Yes
How much did you making reselling ps5's?
- More than you make in a month of working broke boi
by I_use_a_mac December 3, 2020
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Sapper

One who collects sap from trees in the Canadian forests.
Carla apparently does not have what it takes to become a sapper
by Sasquatch the sapper February 21, 2011
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sappho's handshake

When two lesbians handshake their hands while one is performing vaginal fisting and the other anal fisting on a third lesbian.
"Ok, my hand is inside her kitty, put your hand inside her back hole and lets do Sappho's handshake."
by Bryan D. Smith November 15, 2018
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scalper

(noun) (pronounced scale- PUR) (verb: to scalp)

1) A random person selling tickets to an event (sporting games, concerts, etc.) on the side of the road. Usually this person is normal and just trying to sell an extra ticket.

2) Inversely, a scalper is also the term used for a person who is trying to buy a ticket from someone on the side of the road. This person just showed up at the event, hoping that someone would be selling an extra ticket.

*When scalping, price negotiation is acceptable.
**Be aware that if you obtain/sell a ticket, the person who sold/bought the ticket from you will most likely be sitting next to you at the event (if the ticket has an assigned seat) because people typically buy tickets with the seats together. This will only happen if the person you bought/sold the ticket too will also be in attendance at the actual event.
Joe: Did you get tickets for the game?
Bob: Nope, but I'm going to get there early and try to scalp a pair.
Joe: Good call. You'll probably get them for cheap.
Bob: I know, right?
Joe: Just be careful the scalper you buy them from is okay, because you're going to have to sit next to him the whole game.
Bob: Good call.


Sarah: I have an extra ticket for the concert tonight because Mary can't come.
Becca: You should definitely scalp the ticket to get some cash.
Sarah: Good call.
Becca: Be sure you sell it to someone decent because we're going to have to sit with her the entire show.
Sarah: Good call.
by whudupfx March 25, 2009
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Scalp

scalp : (noun) the number of ladies you’ve managed to fuck over your lifetime or in a given period.

to scalp : (Verb) to fuck, to successfully get laid hence getting the scalp of the woman you’ve been after.
A: hey mate, did you end up screwing that Fiona at the party?
B: are you fucking kidding mate?! I scalped the living shit out of her!
by Quaglia August 30, 2018
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Sapping

To keep smoking someone else's weed even after you're clearly high. (Usually used for cannabis oil cartridges)
Stoner A: Bitch stop sapping all my wax
Stoner B: My bad fam, I just want one more hit
by Twinkle my dingle February 27, 2018
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sapper

Female who drains male of all resources, money, sanity and self-respect before moving on, "Independence Day" style to the next victim.
Its a Saturday, the sappers are out in town with their boyfriend's credit card to buy stupid clothes to wear that evening when said boyfriend is obligated to buy the sapper champagne, keeping with the whole "Footballers' Wives" fantasy.
by chrcrash May 8, 2006
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