Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

sammed

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.

i saw that bitch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.

bra you got sammed!! yadigg?

by omghahalol May 17, 2009

Sameh

Is a very strong person usually bullies, always rejects girls, always gets in trouble, he has a charming face, and is always stronger than his school and has a lot of other good traits

Sameh, is such a strong boy

by Sushshnshdyyrgehsjakwiehd November 17, 2019

Same moon same time

when two or more people are on the phone together watching a solar/lunar eclipse.

Togsy(on phone): woah the moon is orange!
Gavin(on phone): dude yeah i see!
both(on phone): same moon same time!

by d= January 25, 2008

sameeta

a woman who is outrageously violent, but so utterly gorgeous, that men flock to her

Is that a Siren, or Sameeta?
Sameeta is hottie with martial arts training.

by SamXXX December 18, 2008

salmeen

Someone who is kind, caring and extraordinary beautiful. Being around her always gives joy and happiness. She is the best person ever.

She is an angel, she is salmeen !

by 111_000_111 August 18, 2021

Sameer

A hot daddy with a massive dick. Watch out in bed he’s gonna cause a waterfall if you get too deep. Although he’s nice he has 3 billion bitches no woman on earth haven’t fucked this guy he’s a living legend and a god.

Sameer is god

by Hot mommafucker69 March 7, 2022