Rowan

A dumb bitch that thinks he is so smart but he actually looks like a bitch ass motherofucker and he smells like a horse and looks twice as ugly.

Rowan: hey guy
Tj: dont talk to him
Charles:why?
Tj:because he is a Rowan those thinks are infectious and rare nowadays
Charles: OhhOhhh0hh4
Rowan: aww man

by Dank guy on white October 28, 2019

Dirty Rowan

The act of shelving several pingas to forget about your commitment to the lads on game day.

Ed filled filled his butthole full of pingas passing out and completing a Dirty Rowan.

by Tom Wheatley July 3, 2019

Saint's Rowing

To assault an individual who is standing facing you, then proceeding to accelerate in their direction head-on, jump into the air, wrap your legs around the individuals neck with the front of your crotch in their face while they are standing essentially forcefully t-baging them. With the momentum of your jumping into their face with your crotch in their face, they will proceed to fall directly on their back while you ride them down as if you were riding a bull.

Origin: Saint's Row the third when they main character attacks enemies in a similar and HILARIOUS fashion.

Fred: Bro, that freshman must have pissed you off earlier today.
Jason: Man you have no idea! That ho needs a good old fashioned Saint's Rowing!
Fred:....Saint's Rowing?
Jason:Hell yeah! T-Bag Ride!

by BIGDADY December 26, 2012

rowing the boat

slang for having sex

Nate and Rebecca were always rowing the boat

by matt April 1, 2004

Rowland

a person who cannot speak without riddling. Frequently forming sentences that appear to not make sense. throwing words in a random oder, for the listener to try and put together in a way that makes sense.

Usually found in the strip clubs of The West Midlands (UK) , mumbling non-sensical sentences and vybing out to Celine Dion.

That guy makes no sense, he's gone the Full 'Rowland'

by Hy6781 August 24, 2017

rowing

a bunch of men in a boart jerking eachothers cocks.

I went rowing with that hot guy yetserday.

by kadenvdbisgay December 27, 2017

Rowan

A shirt guy who needs glasses and likes a lot of porn. He is way to open and has a hard time letting go.

Rowan is nasty.

by Thematrix619 July 11, 2018