fairy go round

a merry go round ruined because it's ridden by emo or scene kids wearing way too tight pants, paid top bucks to look and smell like they walked out of a dumpster, and think it's "hardcore" to ride the merry go round at the local fair and take pictures of this event to put on their myspace.

scene kid: zomg! we HAVE to go for a ride on the merry go round cause it's soooo hXc!
non-scene kid: there they go again, ridding the fairy go round. look at all the moms that won't take their kids near it now.

by Briana, Ali &Peter. May 20, 2008

clown round

Any round-about used by any sort of vehicle or mode of transportation (Cars,trucks,skateboarders,ponies,etc) in a hazardous way which endangers the living society around it.

Similiar to the task of stuffing 'Fat Bastard' (Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me) through a tube-slide at a child carnival, only in this act we force 2000 students, teachers, and the general public (Mainly filled with clowns urgently speeding to attend Clown Pounds (see this definition for more information)) around a round-about in under 10 minutes of time. Overall this process is only filled with hastiness, confusion, accidents, and a exponential increase in car insurance bills.

For instance, visiting Middleton's latest addition to aid in traffic the round-about connecting Highway 12, Discovery Lane, and Parmenter. This is a text-book definition of a 'clown-round' and while I urge everyone to visit and view this feat, I advise all to park far away from this 'clown-round' and however to avoid injury to yourself and do deter contribution to this 'clown-round' I advise walking to view this feat.

Teacher:"Is there an explanation as to why you are late?"

Student:"Well Mr.B, I was coming to school but got in an accident while traversing through the clown round. Damn those clowns all in a hustle to get to the clown pound"

by Middleton Highschool Clown Academy November 18, 2006

Knights of the Round Table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.

-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

by JeffAck March 31, 2008

say round

In New Orleans its another word for hey or wussup

Say round what you getting into this weekend.

by fmoig ireyon.m January 30, 2017

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

cahone-go-round

A mouth, when being used to pleasure a male's testicles.

Wow, Sharon knows how to work that cahone-go-round. She had me squirting people pudding in under a minute!

by Matt206 October 9, 2007

1st Round Knockout

A manuever that takes place in the early, unsuspecting hours of the morning where a man positions his crotch over the face of the victim, pulls his morning wood down towards his toes and releases it like a catapault . This strike hits the "opponent", obliterates their jaw, and results in a sound resembling a knockout or similar hard hit in a fight.

Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an uninvited guest, a tool, or irritating girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.

"Last night at the party, Brandon passed out on the couch with his shoes on so Frank woke him up this morning with a 1st Round Knockout."

"Why's Lisa's chin swollen?" "She was a complete cunt to me last night so I got up early this morning just so I could pay her back with a 1st Round Knockout"
"Spiderman her next time"

by Wildman Bill September 11, 2009