ROCKET LAOWNCHER

A word that is constantly being yelled out while playing the Metal Slug series.

"Take a shot every time the game says 'rocket laowncher!' if you want to die from alcohol poisoning."- gamestop.com

by PassionateFruit July 8, 2009

toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity

" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"

by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008

Cock Rocket

An explosive projectile ejaculation.

Oh boy that cock rocket went far.

by Gwen January 19, 2004

shrub rocketeer

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.

I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.

by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003

Dookie Rocket

A projectile piece of fecile matter. Often portrayed as a stool with fire shooting out the back like a rocket ship.

Often used when you have to poo really bad.

"Man I gotta lauch an dookie rocket."

"That dookie rocket had a malfunctional blast off!"

by Hoefert March 21, 2005

Cunt Rocket

A person who drives their car, truck or SUV, erratically through traffic at dangerous speeds in hopes to either; A. Reach a destination sooner than others or; B. Impress a 16 year old girl with half hazard vehicle control and lack of appreciation for any one's safety.

Hey look at that crappy little civic weaving through traffic, he almost clipped us!" " That kid is such a Cunt Rocket!

by it'sonlybusiness October 21, 2010

Nipple Rocket

Nipple Rocket - A rocket that, once fired, seeks out a random, or predetermined, target's nipples, where once attached is irremovable, even after death. The nipple rocket pulls the target by the nipples, at its own will, in any direction, including but not limited to vertical movements. Eventually there is nothing but nipples being dragged around.

"Brad's nipple rocket launched into space, at 3.5 mach, he didn't make it"

"I've had my nipple rocket for 3 weeks, Fuck it hurts"

by FluffyTheRipper April 23, 2009