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Projectile female ejaculation. The type brought on by explosive orgasms.
Whoa shit. That was so good I shot a cunt rocket clear across the room!
by whoopi July 23, 2006
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A person who drives their car, truck or SUV, erratically through traffic at dangerous speeds in hopes to either; A. Reach a destination sooner than others or; B. Impress a 16 year old girl with half hazard vehicle control and lack of appreciation for any one's safety.
Hey look at that crappy little civic weaving through traffic, he almost clipped us!" " That kid is such a Cunt Rocket!
by it'sonlybusiness October 20, 2010
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A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.
My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."
by Master Cuntrocket February 18, 2006
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(kunt rok-ett)
n. vulgar slang

1. A projectile mainly consisting of the human female genitalia.

2. A flying cunt
by Jake-a-Jew February 01, 2006
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A tactless, passive aggressive, dumbfuck of a person.
"Alex told everyone that I got fired from my job, ugh such a cuntrocket"
by cyal82 January 05, 2014
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A cuntrocket is what Santa lights at the end of a parade. Typically bottle rockets lit out of a vagina.
My that was a fantastic display of cuntrockets at the 1st annual 3rd of July parade.
by guy663843471 July 04, 2011
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You first need to retrieve a dildo with balls attached on the bottom. Second, you need to retrieve a girl and have her do a handstand naked. After that, slowly stuff the dildo (balls end first) into her vagina. Not too far in though or else you will ruin the trick. After you get the dildo in, grab both legs and move them back and forth while she is still handstanding to gain pressure inside the pussy or cunt in this instance. After enough pressure is gained, punch her in the gut as hard as you can and the dildo will come flying through the air appearing as ..well what do you know! A ROCKET! followed by a stream of vaginal bile.
Me and Kelli got bored so i made her handstand and we showed everyone the old cuntrocket trick.
by cun7slayer666 November 03, 2008
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