The most awesome person in the whole world you could ever meet. He has the kindest heart and will always put a smile on your face. He is a child of God and has a deep love for God; a Christian. He is so hilarious and no matter what will have you laughing like crazy. He is defiantly handsome with those side burns and nicely trimmed beard of his. He will warm your heart with his beautiful voice as he sings to your soul. He could never lie to you only because he'd never have a reason to; he's always truthful. He is Puerto Rican with his dark tan gorgeous skin. He is smart and charming and very sweet, he always knows the right things to say. He is a lady's man, he could win any girl's heart. He's there when you need comfort, he's your shoulder to cry on or your laugh when those tears need to go away. He truly can be you're dream boy, he's absolutely perfect. Hes down to earth and will always be real to you. He is extremely respectful and the biggest sweetheart to ever meet, he may be super silly like 24/7 but that's what makes him-him, and he'll never disappoint you ever. He's extremely happy all the time, nothing gets him down. He's super friendly so like of course he'll be the one to come up to you first and talk to you and sooner than later you two will be laughing together and become good friends :)
I'll just be straight forward now:
-He is truly thee most amazing guy. :)
I'll just be straight forward now:
-He is truly thee most amazing guy. :)
Jaimie: Do you know Ruben Melendez?
Alicia: Yes, he always makes me laugh like all the time!
Jaimie: Yeah I know right!!! Guess what?
Alicia: What?
Jaimie: I actually think he's finally fell for someone..
Alicia: No way!!! I've had like the biggest crush on him for like ever! Who is she?
Jaimie: ....Thalia? I'm sure thats her name.... but yeah like he's got her heart ;)
Alicia: Dang, I swear that girl is lucky.
Alicia: Yes, he always makes me laugh like all the time!
Jaimie: Yeah I know right!!! Guess what?
Alicia: What?
Jaimie: I actually think he's finally fell for someone..
Alicia: No way!!! I've had like the biggest crush on him for like ever! Who is she?
Jaimie: ....Thalia? I'm sure thats her name.... but yeah like he's got her heart ;)
Alicia: Dang, I swear that girl is lucky.
by sweetly4trm June 21, 2011
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Someone you fall for because he is good at putting on a show for everyone. Though in a short amount of time his true colours show and he ends up being your worst nightmare. It’s highly recommended you get out of any relationship with him once he shows sign of his toxicity because if you don’t theres a high chance he will go to extreme lengths of pleasing himself while breaking you down and making you feel worthless. Overall ruben is not the kind of guy you wanna waste any of your time on.
Guy #1 “did you hear what Ruben did to Haley”
Girl #1 “yes, does it honestly surprise you though? After all it’s Ruben...”
Girl #1 “yes, does it honestly surprise you though? After all it’s Ruben...”
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Get the Ruben mug.A guy who appears to be a womanizer to others but really isn't. He just has such low self-esteem that he needs constant female attention in order to feel good about himself.
1: "Girl, I think he likes you! You should def go for him!"
2: "Heck nah! He's too ruben for me! I can't deal with guys like that."
2: "Heck nah! He's too ruben for me! I can't deal with guys like that."
by Anna384 February 5, 2010
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Being a ruben fall under these categories:
1. Not keeping it real with people.
2. Doing low key dirty shit and expecting others not to find out about it.
3. Doing low key dirty shit, forgetting you've done it, then play victim when others treat you harsh.
4. Calling others out as light weights when your actually the light weight.
5. Throwing little bitch tantrums.
6. Bragging about things that aren't true just to make people accept or envy you.
7. Pretending you don't have cash when your out with friends so they can pay for you when you actually do have cash.
8. Being a fucking douche when your (or supposedly drunk) to people because you think its cool.
9. Calling off a night with a friend you made plans with (REPEAT)...YOU MADE PLANS WITH (not they made plans with you) by pretending your sick, going out of town, etc; just to go out with someone else or a chick rather than keep it real and inform the friend that your going to do something else instead.
Anything that can be classified as a BITCH MOVE
Being a ruben fall under these categories:
1. Not keeping it real with people.
2. Doing low key dirty shit and expecting others not to find out about it.
3. Doing low key dirty shit, forgetting you've done it, then play victim when others treat you harsh.
4. Calling others out as light weights when your actually the light weight.
5. Throwing little bitch tantrums.
6. Bragging about things that aren't true just to make people accept or envy you.
7. Pretending you don't have cash when your out with friends so they can pay for you when you actually do have cash.
8. Being a fucking douche when your (or supposedly drunk) to people because you think its cool.
9. Calling off a night with a friend you made plans with (REPEAT)...YOU MADE PLANS WITH (not they made plans with you) by pretending your sick, going out of town, etc; just to go out with someone else or a chick rather than keep it real and inform the friend that your going to do something else instead.
Anything that can be classified as a BITCH MOVE
Used in sentences:
1. Wow, I can't believe Gloria was being a ruben and didn't finish her Wine Cooler.
2. James threw out the line "I'm supplying the room" rather than help put in on food and drinks. We never done that to him when he comes to our room, what a fucking ruben!!!
1. Wow, I can't believe Gloria was being a ruben and didn't finish her Wine Cooler.
2. James threw out the line "I'm supplying the room" rather than help put in on food and drinks. We never done that to him when he comes to our room, what a fucking ruben!!!
by SpredingTheMovement!!! October 13, 2011
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