Rectal Bleeding

My anus is bleeding harder then me cutting my finger when i see a furry in woodworking

The Doctor said i have Rectal Bleeding from that day

by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022

Rectal Outcry

A fart- a toot- gas escaping from your butt

what was that? A Rectal Outcry--that smells horrible!

by HeartsAndFarts November 17, 2015

Rectal Reception

Holding hands while double fisting a rectum

My boyfriend's ex-wife taught me how to give him a rectal reception.

by Hope Fully May 16, 2025

rectal ants

little balls of cotton cause but rectal sweating found around the anal cavity

Man today was so hot I got rectal ants

by thetruth1000 March 8, 2014

Rectal Optosis

It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.

1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy

by Con_man641 January 31, 2022

Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023

Rectal shyness

The feeling when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and somebody tries to open the door and you can't remember if you locked the door or not.

I used to have rectal shyness but now I don't care who walks in on me!

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019