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Quotev

Quotev is a place that used to be used for writing stories, reading fanfics/stories, and making quizzes. Now in 2019 it has evolved into a crackhead cultured space where teenagers have no control and post crazy shit. You'll meet anime accounts, furries, daddy doms, and A LOT more. Be prepared for the shit you'll witness because once you come into our culture you're sucked in forever. Also beware of the popular accounts and drama.
Quotev is a place for crackhead teenagers.

god gage is an unproblematic popular account on Quotev.
by jeongkuks March 11, 2019
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Quite Contreras

Blues/Funk/Metal/Caribbean/Reggae/Jazz/Rock/Fusion band from Wootton H.S home of the mighty Patriots!
Fred: Oh man that QC show was so tight I was trippin on so much E that night.
Zach: Hell yeah dude I think we made out.
Fred: I am going to kill you in your sleep.
Zach: No way man I like Radiohead.
by Prosecution QC August 20, 2003
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Quite

That's not how you spell quiet, you dumb person.
Friend texting: I'm really quite around new people...

Me: What
by Haha lol ksksksk August 21, 2019
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Quotev

A website that was originally made for people to explore their gifted talent of writing stories, making quizzes, and a lot more, but slowly the website deteriorated as toxic people joined and people became less cringey, but more problematic. It's a very irrelevant site full of wannabe kids that don't know what minding their own business is. Some legit turned it into a dating site and if a member you'll be slapped with cringey 12-15 year olds asking for dick or wanting a daddy. Some will tell you about dumb shit like how they've been through a lot of shit exs and are looking for better people LIKE I'M CRYING LAUGHING WTF DO THESE DUMB FUCKS ACTUALLY THINK THEY'LL FIND ON QOUTEV?? Love is not there honey but smut and hoes are very much there. Anyways, it's a female dominated website for whatever reason and so if you're a guy they will drop on there knees and treat you like a god (those idiots don't realize that there's a shit ton of boys there, but not many really give a shit about being active) All in all, it's a pretty addictive site and not everything there is shit because clearly people like me do exist there so yea. Don't fuck around and date every two days yall are thirsty but let's not go that low. ANYWAYS JOIN AND ROT AS YOUR INNER TORMENT INCREASES WITH EVERY DAY OF BEING THERE. GOOD LUCK AND DON'T ARGUE WITH ARROGANT PEOPLE THEY WILL GIVE YOU CANCER.
Person A: YO bro that's it I'm leaving shit quotev it's too dramatic for me
Person B: smh you're only doing that for attention
Person A: listen bitch I'm trying to get famous

Person B: lol right get famous among ten year olds

Person A: At least I get praised ; )
Person B: for real hoes kiss your ass like wtf anyways I'll watch you reactivate in the next 10 minutes
Person A: you know it bud
by exposeking69 June 2, 2018
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quite the pickle

a way to describe a situation you'd rather not be in
dude: bro r u still dating Stacy?
dude 2: yeah bro, she's wack as fuck
dude: yeah i mean that sucks but I'll still bang
dude 2: naw bro miss me with that gay shit
dude: well now we're in quite the pickle
by iloveurmomandshelovesme.hi,son February 15, 2019
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Owch! my stomach lining!"

What one would say upon consumption of Three Spring Rolls, which are loaded to the hilt with MSGs.
Girl: Three Spring Rolls Please.
Man: MSG'd!
Girl: Ouch! My stomach lining!
by Hawke October 2, 2003
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quota bitch

one who goes to college cuz of a quota system, not cuz they are good enuf, m'kay.
You dont know shit, you quota bitch!
by mc burrrial December 9, 2008
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