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Rumble Queef

A queef so massive, it rumbles the chair/bench that the woman is sitting on, thus sending vibrations to the people surrounding her.
At lunch today, I felt a quick vibration on my seat. A woman sitting near me looked embarassed.

She must have rumble queefed.
by Rod Stiffington III November 22, 2010
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lubricated queef

The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.
As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.

As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
by Neptune666 April 17, 2011
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Rock Queef

A vaginal eruption that occurs upon spontaneous enjoyment of rock sounds.
Rock music can be described as sex for the ears and many times leads to a sweet innocent girls undoing. Queefing as we know it usually occurs during the act of love making, typically when the woman is on all fours with the man penetrating from behind. A Rock Queef requires no man at all. It is brought on by the penetrating sounds of rock music.
by RockQueef May 16, 2011
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Glitter Queef

When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.
Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!
by hookemyea December 15, 2011
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Gossip Queefing

An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.

A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."

Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
by SnozberryCum July 5, 2012
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Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause
by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013
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birthday queef

When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
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