putin press

Gay sex move

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press

by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020

putinated

when a random senseless act happens to ruin your existence.

the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.

by pussy bee April 09, 2022

grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 07, 2024

Putinized

It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye

Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"

by Anonymous putinizer August 18, 2022

Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️

by AlabamaBaby May 28, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025

Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube

Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.

by E Bird July 29, 2022