Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order
Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!
by Y0ung_Mo0la November 09, 2013
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put on the chair

(To be): to be given the death penalty by electrocution
That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.
by Sexydimma March 20, 2021
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Penis putting

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting.
Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting. She Penis Putted me" I explained to my neighbor last night after they heard her yelling "FORE!" and wondered what is going on next door?
by OpheliMike August 26, 2023
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Oft-put

The Fire-Eaters said they would secede from the Union should Lincoln win the 1860 election, but nobody took them seriously since the claim was oft-put.
by UnderATree February 03, 2023
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put it in my but

Shove it in the lower reer end of your body watch out it's loaded with all sorts of things but my dick and ps: some ppl say it hurts .........
by Aka...... December 17, 2017
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Put Pastry

Did you see that chirp fest in Put Pastry last night?
by Biscuitandtheboys September 26, 2017
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