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PUMPKIN SUIT

As far as ALIEF SCHOOL DISTRICT, H-town Texas goes...the orange gymsuit you have to wear when you forget to bring your blue shorts & gray shirts. Often smells unclean and causes the wearer to wonder if it has been washed since yesterday and--more urgently--who was the last one to wear it the period before you arrived.
by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003
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pumpkin sex

when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).
That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008
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dirty-pumpkin

The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.
1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.

2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.

3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
by Snakeshit May 22, 2008
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hungry pumpkin

young boy:wanna play hungry pumpkin
bro:memes
by thatonekidonscratch October 26, 2020
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pumpkin muffin

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.
I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...
by Willow Killmeister October 13, 2013
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Pumpkin butter

A hot, orange, mushy, and formless bowel movement.
After a hard and violent sneeze, Tim realized that his underwear were now filled with his own pumpkin butter.
by Sean1331 March 12, 2019
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easter pumpkin

Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013
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