Veracross Portal

Veracross Portal is a place where your dreams get ruined, if you think you have the free afternoon and your dreams become true, once you go on Veracross Portal you understand life is bad

Friend: Yesterday I thought I was free but then Veracross ruined my afternoon
Other Friend: I know Veracross Portal is useless it ruins your dream

Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Boy: No because Veracross Portal ruined my afternoon

Teacher: DETENTION!

by Enderlord_GG November 22, 2021

Crypto Portal

A sick place for checking out hot NFTs and meeting some fellow degens. 21st century art displayed in a 12th century cellar, where else can you find this alpha?

Oh yeah I bought some sick NFT on display at Crypto Portal.

by Sammgislegit November 22, 2021

Anime protagonist

Usually has the most plot armour and is the clueless despite thinking the exact opposite

Kid: "Mom why hasn't the anime protagonist not died yet?"
Mom: "This is one piece sweetie."

by CoolKid694200 November 27, 2021

Shounen Protagonist

The person who has too much mercy on the antagonist who killed thousands of innocent people.
And then gives them a second chance to repent apparently.

They're fucking dumb as crap for the author's convenience and for the characters to take most of the script just explaining shit because there are kids watching and their little brains can't handle the information.

And they also blab about their ideals in the middle of battle.

Stupid ass shounen protagonist just fucking stop talking about your ideals and attack him already!

by quartermillionss March 25, 2022

no probalo

In Spanish, would actually mean: "do not try it"
"No problemo" means "no problem"

Used in a spoof TV advertisement "Senor Cardgage Mortgage"

Call Senor Cardgage Mortgage for all your car loan needs, No probalo !!

by GoodOldBob July 8, 2022

the portal

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque

Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.

by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023

Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023