Prostitution

It'Ll SpReAd DiSeAsEs!
Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2023
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Gentleman's Prostitution

The act of a woman allowing the man to spend lavishly on her, without any intention of having sex unbeknownst to the guy.
Matt didn't know he was practicing gentleman's prostitution as he wined and dined Kendra.
by Logical Libra June 05, 2022
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organized prostitution

The act of a person or persons selling themselves sexually disguised as a relationship or friendship.
I met a woman on social media I thought we had a connection but it was organized prostitution.
by 215Jonny September 12, 2023
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Crypto-prostitute

Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.
She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.
"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”
by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018
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