Proffessional Sports

Grown men playing with their balls.

Why would a baseball player EVER be considered a hero?

by Marco July 3, 2004

Professional memer

A professional memer

A professional memer is a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc. aka chris paplomatas

by Professional memer November 30, 2017

professional Furry Hunter

A hunter that hunts furry during the furry hunting season (jan1 - july 27)

I am a professional Furry Hunter i kill them skin them and eat them

by professional Hater's Dad July 11, 2023

Consummate professional

An individual whom believes he or she is the highest intellect or top dog but illicits the exact opposite in his or her audience.

She wrote the personal email from her professional work email account as would be expected of the consummate professional of her caliber.

by T Bag Lawyer February 5, 2019

Keeping it Professional

Keeping it Professional is when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and the dominant partner, typically the male, completely naked except his socks are still on both feet.

Stephanie and I got hot and heavy last night, but don't worry, we are keeping it professional

Are you and Jessica together?
No, I make sure we Keep it Professional every time.

by Headmunt March 19, 2014

Professional Driver

dude who can park a car nicely.

that spot was no problem,I'm a professional driver.

by JDQ April 22, 2003

professional celebrity

the same as any outher celebraty... an average person! if you think of them any better shame on you! you are degrading youself by saying they are better!

i hate celebraties... they do nothing important...

yup thats being a professional celebrity

by UFelch March 31, 2007