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primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009
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prixel

The mark made by a jab of a tattoo needle.
That snake's gotta be a million prixels!
by SW PM March 29, 2011
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load of semen, used to load a baby cannon
I think I love her, she likes to swallow my primer charge.
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Wow that guy is a prime bean, he's even in a bean machine! (shitty car)
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The 0 degree meridian that runs through Greenwich, England
Little Jimmy labeled the Prime Meridian wrong on his geography test.
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