posible

Spanish for "possible". It is said when you have a hand in a card game that has an opportunity to win.

Also it is used when a friend has an opportunity to score with a chick.

So that girl is totally giving me the eyes, posible!"

by beatsarooni December 4, 2010

Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

posiedons powder

Cocaine

I got posiedons powder for the low low

by Thecoolestkidinschool May 31, 2019

Posing

Portraying yourself as something other than who you are.

You are not your grandmother you never met, the other people you've been imitating most of your life, or anybody else you've been posing as. You're you, even if you'd rather be those other people.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

H20 Positive

-receiving an STD through underwater fornication (sex)

-How was the underwater sex??? Was it everything you thought it would be???
-Ya it was sick but... I got an STD...
-You serious?
-dude... I'm H20 positive...

^get it? play on words there

by DirtyStoBro2012 July 2, 2011

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

survival position

A position two people use when there is a need for warmth. The position is the same as spooning. Both persons are laying on their sides the back of one person touching the front of the other.

Two men were lost on a snowy mountian. They had to stay in the cold overnight, so in order to stay warm they told the media they got in the survival position, in order to prevent hypothermia.

by Melina Moran April 2, 2006