m posing

While t posing is used to assert dominance, m posing on others is to assert ultimate power over all creatures.

Wow, that guy m posing over there is really imposing

by JacobBathead October 25, 2019

Poning

The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.

Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell

by kevinhasahugeasswang February 5, 2008

Poning

Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.

"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.

by ******** May 19, 2006

Porking my snarl

"Porking my snarl" is attempting to minimize the aftermath of a bad hook-up - and usually a bad hangover - while dealing with friends or coworkers the next day.

Ugh. I hooked up with Tammy last night. I've been porking my snarl all day.

by Snarls Barkley January 25, 2011

Pooking

Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation

Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him

by @christianchur66 June 14, 2017

peking duck

Blowing breath into your partner's mouth during a half-open-mouthed kiss which make him or her looks like a peking duck.
1: find a partner
2: ask him/her nicely if they want to try the peking duck kiss
3: if they agree, grab their face and make sure they won't run away like a duck
4: do the normal kissing, but add a little bit air blowing and see how they like it
5: if they do, blow more
6: if they do not, blow more, if you fail, go back to step 3
7: enjoy

Me: I gave my boyfriend a peking duck kiss...
BFF: How does he like it?
Me: He broke up with me. I blow him away. lol

by HoleyCow October 29, 2017

Poping

The act, normally by a drunk man in a nightclub, of placing one's hand atop a girls head in the style of a blessing.

The person committing the act is ostensibly harmless, its not meant as an aggressive act, and mostly gets laughs, but sometimes its not appreciated.

It originated in Sams Nightclub in Brentwood, Essex.

Q: Did you have a goodnight last night?
A: Yes, Glen was so drunk, he was poping all night.

by Ben Burling January 10, 2009