Pity Titty

Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity

"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."

by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012

pity hoe

A promiscuous woman that dates a man out of pity.

Man, you so ugly you need a pity hoe.

by pityhoe April 23, 2017

pitya

Pitya is a ride or die for life. Usually tall as fuck and somehow attracts all the girls within a 10 mile radius. Is a lightskin homie who's a nigga all the way through. Possibly seen getting lit with friends and drinking and playing basketball and generally having fun. Pitya is a legend at First Person Shooter and smiles way too often. He's aware of his charm but doesn't let it get to him #humbled. He's a true friend and ladies man

Pitya's gamer record last night was beast!

by SirZuccer August 27, 2018

celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011

Pitzul

Someone who is cold hearted, stuck up, conceited, cares about no one but themselves; that would rather have YOU live in hell than them

Damn Those Pitzuls are bitches!

by Big Chichi's May 12, 2011

ass pity

This word can be used for just about anything. Do not try to make sense out of it.
Mama pags said it once and everyone has been using it ever since.

"oooh look at that dog"
"looks like an ass pity to me"

"Pick up your ass pity and get out of here"

"What an ass pity"

by katieandginger January 31, 2005

Pity wank

When you'r ex cannot stop thinking about you when they wank, then say something along the lines of 'I only liked you out of pity'
Sarcastic term used to show the stupidity of a person degrading you when they obviously still wank over you.

'Oh, yeah, cos people always pity wank'

'Ugh, shes ugly...but I would give her a pity wank'

'He sent me a letter saying he wanks over me, but when I called him said he only liked me out of pity...Im obvs just a pity wank porn star'

by OwlToesX February 25, 2010