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Bottomless Pinocchio

When you aren’t wearing pants and your erection is activated by a cool breeze or a draft.
That draft felt nice on my shlong, it gave me a Bottomless Pinocchio. Thank god no one was there to see it.
by Lil Traumatized September 16, 2019
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a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!
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Man with a massive penor

Dat bois is a man with a massive penor
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Rejepik and pinocchio kugler

Something you say about a guy who think he's the shit, but irl he's just a douchebag. So you use this term to say he has a small dick and balls.
"Yeah he just have the smallest rejepik and pinocchio kugler"
by Idek so stfu May 5, 2018
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Pignorant

Contraction of the words ignorant and pig- an ignorant pig and I'm not talking about Porky and that's all folks- I coined the term in a political chatroom to describe the very worst of the republicans I have run into.
You're acting like an ignorant pig. Pignorant.
by JayyTheOrc March 7, 2013
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four pinocchio's

An unabashed liar like Donald Trump.
He/she tells so many lies I give him/her four Pinocchio's.
by PDVB September 7, 2017
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Pinar Del Rio

At one time a famous tobacco place in Cuba. Now it’s a term for a retarded Cuban.
In Pinar Del Rio they built a massive soccer stadium out of concrete . They only problem is that , when they finished the stadium. They couldn’t get the concrete mixer out of the stadium. Stupid right ?

So here in Florida no Cuban will admit the are from Pinar Del Rio . It’s like being a dumb ass from Poland . So one could say

Poland and Pinar Del Rio are the same in stories or jokes .
What do you call four Cubans floating on a door that was made in Pinar Del Rio going toward Miami ? “
Quatro Sinko !!
by The 239 June 7, 2021
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