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perfect couple

A love shared between two people that makes the world so much happier
BRANDON AND EMILY ARE SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE, HOW DID IT EVER WORK!!!!
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perfectaim

Example - Damn! PerfectAim is the best cheating site!
Example - Damn! You will never get a invite at PerfectAim unless you have something that blunt wants!
by BigDickJoePerfectAim July 2, 2017
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perfect boyfriend

someone who loves you regardless of all your flaws and insecurities. someone who turns your world around. who does little things to show they appreciate you aswell as remembering all the little things you do
they help you see the good in everything and always want to help you in every way possible they light up your world and only have eyes for you.
they are loyal and passionate
and you will know when you have found the perfect boyfriend
selena : omg ari you have such a caring boyfriend your so lucky!
ari: yes I know he's a perfect boyfriend
by Tiarabbg December 10, 2019
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Perfectest

Someone, or something, way beyond perfect, or perfecter, like Zara
Zara is the perfectest (:
by Krushinkilla April 22, 2021
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The perfect month

Getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day.

Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.
Barney: -Remember when I banged 7 girls in a week.
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month
by TorgeirAK March 11, 2015
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Ze Perfect Friend

Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!

You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.

Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.

Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.

One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful
by Vastillios October 4, 2020
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The Dude Perfect

The act of having a hard-on and lying vertically in bed, while your partner attempts to throw a Glazed Krispy Kreme donut from the end of the bed on to your erect penis.
Me and Stacy did The Dude Perfect last night. She got 500 points!
by Thicc Dicc December 20, 2019
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