Peedus

an insult combining two words

Pedo and penis

Shut up Scott you peedus

by Peedus uk December 23, 2025

Peedus

peedus a good insult mixing two words together for the ultimate offence

pedo and penis.

Peedus

Shut up Scott you absolute peedus

by Peedus uk December 23, 2025

Professional Peedubber

Strategic Planner

Todd Gilligan is fast becoming one of the world best Professional Peedubbers

by Todd Gilligan September 25, 2010

ghost pedestrian

A pedestrian who seems to appear out of nowhere while one is driving. This pedestrian may not have been seen due to the driver texting, singing, or reading a book while driving.

Peter: *reading Harry Potter while driving down the street*

Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!

Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!

by emmef January 25, 2012

Extra Pedestrial

When aliens are a normal thing on earth they'll be called "extra pedestrials"

That is one neat Extra Pedestrial

by marshallongueil June 18, 2015

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021