Cool Patrol

When an awesome event has happened or an awesome site has been seen

Sara- "Dude did you see the comet?!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"

by Professor Mallorey February 26, 2009

Vraj Patel

Very very very Indian. Enjoys Samosas very much with his friend Andrew. Loyal, tall, and has a loud laugh. He likes watching Spongebob and Football at lunch. He has an older brother who is better than him.

e.g "wow Vraj Patel is vegetarian and has a really cool lunchbox"

by andrewandvrajofficial June 4, 2020

Penis Patrol

(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.

Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!
Dude: What's that?
Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.

by PENIS PATROL July 24, 2008

Boner Patrol

When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.

"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."

"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"

by Vert Jones February 1, 2010

Pussy Patrol

A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,

high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.

Man-child: Women drivers rev my engine
Pussy Patrol: Outside Saudi that's low standards

by ih8thepatriarchy July 22, 2017

Snow Patrol

A Scottish band who released two brilliant albums under Jeepster records in 1998 ("Songs For Polarbears") and 2001 ("When It's all Over We Still Have to Clear Up") but since then has gone downhill and changed their style to appeal to the mainstream. 2003's "Final Straw" was probably their last decent album. Best songs include "Starfighter Pilot", "Little Hide", "Sticky Teenage Twin", "Raze the City", "Making Enemies", "Last Ever Lone Gunman" and, of course, "An Olive Grove Facing the Sea".

Person A: Hey, what's your favourite Snow Patrol song?
Person B: An Olive Grove Facing the Sea.
Person A: Huh?! I've never heard of that!
Person B: Look it up!

by partycrasher441 June 30, 2010

pike patrol

A pike patrol is a large gruop of pikeys on the look out for stuff to nick.
Me and my friends have used this term for years.

"Whoa look at da size of dat pike patrol"
"Watcch out pike patrol about"

by Steveo101 December 14, 2008