Palmer Middle School

The crapiest school on the planet, and home to some of many feminine obbsession. If you go to Palmer, expect to be called one of the following names for no reason what-so-ever.

1. Gay
2. Fag
3. Your Mom
4. Poser
5. Gay
6. Gay

You will most likely be called gay.

"Hey, that Chris kid sure is one gay fag!"

"Palmer Middle School is one gay place!"

by Alex McCcCcC November 12, 2006

Parker

This is a manly beast. The dick is like those ripe, hard bananas in the store. If you date a Parker, he is the one and only. He's cuter than any boy named Jackson.

Parker, a manly beast - said someone
I know he is- said her bff

by Lover of Parker March 21, 2017

Parker

A funny, smart, lovable kid who has his way around girls. He prefers girls of a different hair/eye color than his because he finds them to be more attractive. He talks a lot but is better with adults. He doesn't have a lot of guy friends, but he likes to play on his Xbox with them. He likes videogames, but would rather be playing outside. He hates school and is known to have a negative attitude when coming home. He loves unhealthy food but is not fat. He likes football and having fun.

Dude: I wish my friend was Parker.
Boy: I know, He's so smart and has a way around girls.

by That_random_Squirrel_22 October 6, 2020

providence parmesan

To cum on a woman's pubes after fucking her while she's menstruating heavily. A true providence parmesan requires overnight drying.

My old lady's on the rag, so I cooked up a providence parmesan last night.

by PaulieB January 5, 2009

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.

I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!

by harygdl13 August 17, 2012

Parker

Parker is a gorgeous girl that is always the life of the party and is known for her great sense of humor. Even though she is very pretty, her charm and wit are the factors that make her irresistible. She is very intelligent and sometimes thinks too hard about some things. It takes a lot for her to fall for someone. She can be kind of different at times, but that just makes her even more loveable. You always know when she is around because she loves to be in the spotlight and has a tendency to talk a lot. You can always count on her and know she will always be honest with you. Consider yourself lucky if you come across a Parker.

Boy 1: Damn, that girl is FINE.

Boy 2: Oh I know, but she's even more than that. She's a Parker.

by A Fucking Vacuum August 6, 2011

Palmer, Alaska

Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."

Let's drive to Palmer.

by T. April 17, 2005