noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.
Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.
by El Holdo July 28, 2009
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Guy: see that girl her heels are in her hand and her dress is too tight I bet she's doing the walk of shame
Guys friend : nah bro she's smiling this is her " I got laid parade ":)
Guys friend : nah bro she's smiling this is her " I got laid parade ":)
by Cutiecrossbones January 30, 2016
Get the i got laid parade mug.Like "Oh my God," but used in more regrettable yet humorous situations. Comes from a lip-syncing series of Dragon Ball Z on Youtube, the full line being "oh my pride, I wish I were a carrot."
by OGmymammanamedme February 28, 2019
Get the oh my pride mug.Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.
by Jake October 13, 2004
Get the Parade of Fertility mug.Pride, the Seductress for she is irresistible to man. Pride, the ultimate actress, who like all women has many faces, each more beautiful than the last. Pride’s mirror shows you all that you are and her love makes you feel likes king.
Her voice is like a golden bell, pure and perfect. Pure and perfect just like you.
Her fruit is so sweet and the words of her siren song are always true but plant her seed into your hearts garden, whether man or woman, leaves your soul broken on a beach of barren sand.
The angel, the simple spirit, a shy black spider teaches us Pride’s lesson. Beautiful, terrifying, and her gentle kisses deadly poison.
No man is Pride’s master. Dare to use her golden wings called Success and fly higher then every one else. With head held high, both pauper or king, will always fall on their face. Pride makes you a Fool.
When you fall from her grace, like Icarus, you do not get back up. She is no man’s to use. Every male who treads her web is left, like the angel shows us, a lifeless husk.
Only a strong and wise woman, like a sister spider, can tread her tangled web safely for a short time. A wise woman is never proud but she can use her pride to destroy doubt and insecurity and mend the broken spirit of the people she lead. For a wise woman knows, like the angel reminds any who disturb her by flashing a bright red hour glass, that it is only a matter of time before Pride will destroy you.
Her voice is like a golden bell, pure and perfect. Pure and perfect just like you.
Her fruit is so sweet and the words of her siren song are always true but plant her seed into your hearts garden, whether man or woman, leaves your soul broken on a beach of barren sand.
The angel, the simple spirit, a shy black spider teaches us Pride’s lesson. Beautiful, terrifying, and her gentle kisses deadly poison.
No man is Pride’s master. Dare to use her golden wings called Success and fly higher then every one else. With head held high, both pauper or king, will always fall on their face. Pride makes you a Fool.
When you fall from her grace, like Icarus, you do not get back up. She is no man’s to use. Every male who treads her web is left, like the angel shows us, a lifeless husk.
Only a strong and wise woman, like a sister spider, can tread her tangled web safely for a short time. A wise woman is never proud but she can use her pride to destroy doubt and insecurity and mend the broken spirit of the people she lead. For a wise woman knows, like the angel reminds any who disturb her by flashing a bright red hour glass, that it is only a matter of time before Pride will destroy you.
by Josh Josephson August 3, 2019
Get the Pride mug."No me vengas con paridas" "Don´t come with silly suggestions"
"Ha escrito cuatro paridas y se cree un escritor" " He has written some pieces of nonsense and believes himself a writer"
"Ha escrito cuatro paridas y se cree un escritor" " He has written some pieces of nonsense and believes himself a writer"
by fonsucu June 12, 2008
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