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Painting the tiger

When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.
Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.
by Caledonian1976 July 14, 2024
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Plaining

The act of cutting off circulation of your penis so much so that it becomes purple and numb. The word was popularized around the Portland area.
Friend 1: “Hey bro do you plain?”
Friend: “Yep. I practice plaining until my dick turns bright purple. It’s extremely pleasurable and it gives me better orgasms!”
by BananaTurtle April 23, 2024
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Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out
Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now
by Partygoer67 February 27, 2026
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paininassity

Im sure we have nothing to look forward but a great deal of paininassity with the election of the Donald.
by pussy bee November 8, 2024
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Painting his balls

The act of squirting while he's balls deep and covering his balls with squirt
I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking
by Austinpowers445 March 3, 2025
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pining

when 1 man uses his cocooned foreskin as a resting place for a pine cone until the pine cone turns green because of the cheese and then uses the cone as a pleasure item.
I’m pining tonight until my rectum explodes!
by Nigletmotion28 August 7, 2025
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Painting the Shaft

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.
I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.
by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025
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