PaddleHeads

A term used for a group of duffers who float down the river.

"Those Paddleheads are floating down the river in their uniforms!"

by StrangeUnexplained November 8, 2019

Paddle Breath Cheat

A person who cheats at Call of Duty. Usually named Charlie

A paddle breath cheat is worse than OJ Simpson
Person 1: i was playing with a guy who jumped really high earlier..

Person 2: ahh yeah thats Charlie the paddle cheat.

by Peanutbutterlickdown February 24, 2020

Paddycake

One man engaging in a sexual act with himself.

I walked in on dave playing paddycake! He had sex toys out and everything!

by Bucur112 February 19, 2021

Paddleboat

A show of affection to your bros. In which you gentle fondle your bros balls with you fingers and say the word paddleboat.

I went up to my bro and did a paddleboat on his balls

by The-most-dangerous-wanker May 27, 2021

Paddy Wagon

1. A sexually attractive part of a person's body.
2. Someone who you don't want to mess with.
3. A police van.

Damn girl, you rockin' that paddy wagon in the back.
Damn dude, you cut, got them paddy wagon pecs.

You mess with paddy wagon, paddy wagon mess with you.
You don't rough and tumble with paddy wagon.

Don't drop the soap in the paddy wagon.

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 23, 2021

Paddy Martin

A paddy Martin is a man who is very fried for any individual with a name beginning with ‘A’

Omg what a paddy Martin

by Sparkle paddy February 26, 2022

Paddington bear

When you tell someone you like something once and they then go on to shower you in gifts of that theme for the rest of your life until you die and thereafter

I love frogs but they became my Paddington bear and I haven't had a none frog themed present in a decade

by Fayceache September 20, 2022