hewlett packard

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.

My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.

by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010

pack a lunch

if someone threatens violence, respond with "pack a lunch"
meaning that you intend to beat them all day long.

hey punk im gunna beat your ass

pack a lunch bitch

by slickrikki January 5, 2008

six pack

The section of the abs that are toned and usually come in six

He got a toned six pack. he must work out

by barry white January 9, 2004

Pack Dicks

To be a slut; to enjoy simultaneous penetration by multiple dicks.

-Man, my girlfriend fucked Tommy.

-Lasorda?

-No dude, she's just a slut who likes to pack dicks.

by McMeddles February 18, 2009

nickel package

The 5 DB's who host The Pat's Webcast
The funniest Nickel Package in the NFL

Amy: Did you hear what the nickel package said today?
Sam: Yeah i cant belive those DB's are paied for that.

by AmyBlock April 16, 2008

Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

Attack'a pack

When you finish an entire 20 cigarette pack in one night.

I'm gonna go attack'a pack, I'll be right back.

by MercyTillDeath January 17, 2010